"Stupid is as stupid does" - F. G.
'Til Roberts becomes the Chief Ump,
His answers are likely to stump.
'Nless we bite, you can bet
We won't know what we get.
He's choc'lates and we're Forrest Gump.
Roberts Resists Specifics in Senate Session
By Nina Totenberg, NPR, 9/13/05