Friday, June 08, 2007

Paradise lost; regained; lost?

That Paris returned to her Hilton
May not merit an epic by Milton,
But limericks are easy;
And justice, this cheesy,
Rates a stink even worse than a Stilton!

It's sprung time for Hilton
After her early exit from jail,
an angry judge calls her back to court today.
By Megan Garvey and Andrew Blankstein
The Los Angeles Times, 6/8/07


Cowtown Pattie said...

Oh, Savant, you've done it again!

I was rather hoping to see something on the recent feeding frenzy of the Craddick Crew...

Kay Dennison said...

This is so wonderfully wicked and true! Great zinger, LS!!!!!

Amanda said...

Good stuff! If you like this, you might really like the Paris limerick at: