The Helsinki Pinky

Now that Trump has delivered this pitch:

“Who’s to blame? We can’t say which is which.”

There is no disputin’

The summit with Putin

Has proven he’s Vladimir’s bitch.

For students of history, if the president's performance today doesn't bring to mind Neville Chamberlain in Munich in 1938, it should.

Tyrant Sore as Rex?

When you challenged the Prez on Iran,

You must know that the Trump hit the fan

And that’s why my dear Rex

You became the next ex

And, what’s worse, you were canned in the can!

Hopeless Cause?

Mr. Trump, there’s no reason to mope.

We are sure you’ll be able to cope.

For, despite our worst fear,

Since early last year,

We have all learned to live without Hope.

Yeah, the Savant knows this one was way too easy but he still could not resist. After all, since Jan. 20, 2017, aren't we all a little resigned?

The Candy Date's J-bait!

Roy sez:

Other’s standards, I simply ignore.

After all, what's a teenager for

But to fondle and grope;

Even when she says “nope!”

Like some voters, she really wants Moore.