What's next? "Irma la douce?"

Lack of empathy isn’t a crime

But we think that Trump warrants a rhyme

With the shear nonchalance

Of his Harvey response:

Quote the president, “Have a good time”

The Savant knows that supporters will say that Trump was only trying to bring a mood of optimism to those in Texas recovering from Harvey's devastation but as usual his choice of words conveys a certain insensitivity to the suffering of others that is characteristic of Trump's self-aggrandizing demeanor.

Lucky for him, but not many others, that he will be getting another opportunity this week to demonstrate some honest human emotion. 

Honest Loyalty

Mr. Trump, I defy you to show me

An allegiant more loyal than Comey.

So when he testified

And implied that you lied,

It was clear that he’ll not be your homie.

Some advice for Sean Spicer

No matter what doubters may say, say

“The president’s really OK.” 'K?

Though his language seems strange,

Trump’s not truly deranged.

He’s just lost without his covfefe.

Stars, Felon, Alabama

Though he’d claimed to be greatly maligned

The stars over Bama aligned

And Governor Bentley

Has, not incidentally,

Accepted his fate and resigned.

BTW, if you are looking for a new drinking game, then try a shot of your favorite spirits every time you hear Bentley invoke a supreme being in this video of last week's denial. A guaranteed buzz before it is over.