Live and let Di

Princess Di as compared to Camilla
Is like strawberry versus vanilla;
But the well-mannered Brits
Wouldn't even throw fits
If Prince Charles were to marry Godzilla.

'They're middle-aged and boring' - what people said
Times Online, 2/10/05

Boob tube revisited

On this Super Bowl Sunday, the Savant couldn't resist reposting this one for those that may have missed it last year:

With CBS Sports as her rubes,
Janet J. flashed some tit on our tubes.
So what's all the stir
About Justin and her?
TV's always been home to big boobs!

Long before there was "wardrobe malfunction"
To prick at our viewing compunction;
Before the computers
That TiVoed those hooters,
We were tuning in Petticoat Junction.

TiVo: Jackson stunt most replayed moment ever
CNN, 2/3/04

And here's the link to the page with my most Googled image ever

Four years vs. six weeks

In PA, they're cursing him still,
That ground hog with only one skill.
The shadow he viewed
Brought the bad attitude,
And, this winter, we've more than our Phil!

Beyond a shadow of doubt
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 2/3/05

George Bush cast a shadow, as well
While giving us all the hard sell
And as we got snowed
We looked down the road
And saw four frigging years of this hell!

Winning the war of perception
Tom Shales, Washington Post, 2/3/05

Is Michael bad?

Michael Jackson is going on trial
For actions, both heinous and vile;
But his fans aren't perturbed
Like some children, they're lured
And seduced, less by substance than style.

Jackson Trial: Fans, potential jurors first up
Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 2/1/05


Gives new meaning to the following:

Bad
------Michael Jackson

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Tell You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On,

Come On,
Lay It On Me
All Right...

I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be...
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Till I Get Through...

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad -You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad...

The Word Is Out
You're Doin' Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Your Lyin' Eyes
Gonna Take You Right
So Listen Up
Don't Make A Fight,
Your Talk Is Cheap
You're Not A Man
You're Throwin' Stones
To Hide Your Hands

But They Say The Sky's The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
And My Friends You Have Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Till I Get Through...

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again,
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
Who's Bad...

We Can Change The World Tomorrow
This Could Be A Better Place
If You Don't Like What I'm Sayin'
Then Won't You Slap My Face...

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again...)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It-You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Smooth, I'm Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad Baby
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Woo!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-You Know It
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-You Know-Hoo!
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again...
(Just To Tell You Once Again...)
Who's Bad?
Source: http://www.sing365.com