Trumped

His reality show is inspired,
But his gambling casinos are mired
In stacks of big debt.
So waddaya bet,
The Don tells the Donald, "You're fired?"

He Bangs!

He's the hero that won't go unsung,
Even if, from the bottommost rung.
Who better to rival
American Idol
Than a fellow who's also Will Hung?

Listen

Do as I say, not as I do

By acting so quick on the draw
Sharon can't escape this one flaw:
If you're the assassin,
Your actions won't pass in
A world that expects rule of law.

World anger after Hamas killing
BBC News, 3/23/04

Blog from the Bog

The Savant has been looking for a more immediate method of publishing his semi-weekly rants on the news and the other nonsense that surrounds him. And, lo and behold, he discovers the blog! Yes, he is a little slow on the uptake.

Yet he now realizes that, for the past three years, his website has basically been a weblog, only with a lot more effort. So he now intends to focus primarily on posting to this new blog and only occasionally updating the website. Apologies to all his current fans but he hopes this decision will help him concentrate on his first love, the limerick.

For those unfamiliar with his peculiar brand of commentary, I sugggest you click on the link below to sample some of his past efforts.